A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.
Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a problem – is there anything I can help you with?"
The blind man calmly replies "No thanks – I’m just looking around."

Super One, (I Have Told That One You Told.) :P

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