March 6th, 2010 | 
Author: My girlfriend’s daughter is a brat–plain and simple. I have tried to get the message across to her that for eveyone’s sake she had to do something.
I was out doing Christmas shopping and in this gift shop saw this little paddle with the words "Heat for the Seat" written on it and a cartoon pic of a kid bending over with a red rear.
I had a moment of ephiphany. I recalled the legend that Santa has been known to deliver a bag a coal and a bundle of switches to naughty kids (in fact I have mentioned this to my own a couple of times).
So I bought the paddle and plan on wrapping it up as a gift from Santa. In Hallmark they had these tiny bags of coal to give as a joke –so I am going to include that.
I also bought a nice gift.
I am very close with my gf. She knows how I feel. She feels spanking would be a good idea–but is a waffler. Whether she does or not I want to send a serious message there needs to me discipline in a funny way.
What do you think?
Posted in Gift Shopping | 
Tags: brat, cartoon pic, christmas, christmas shopping, coal, discipline, doing christmas, ephiphany, funny way, gf, Gift Shop, Girlfriend, hallmark, joke, naughty kids, sake, switches, waffler
Personally, I’d be very offended and it might be the end of the friendship if you let my child unwrap something like that. I think it’s inappropriate.